The Burqini - For Modest Muslim Women

Are you an oppressed Muslim woman who would like to enjoy all the fun of the swimming pool or beach, but wish to avoid being murdered by your husband for offending Allah?

Well now you can, with the "BURQINI"!

The Burqini is "made in Australia with quality high performance innovative fabrics," " [the manufacturers of the burqini] have added heat pressed prints on the front of the tops for a little extra modesty to the chest area," so not to worry about being satanic by tempting helpless, lustful Muslim men.

Here's the "slim fit":



What? Too immodest? Reminds you of those whore-women living in the Great Satan?

Here's the "Modest Fit":



Look how happy she looks. Now as long as you don't fight off a group of men trying to rape - or don't fight them off, that would also be sinful - then you no longer need to fear being crushed by a stone wall under the order of Sharia law.

But seriously. Is anyone else getting sick of the misogyny in the Muslim world? No wonder those terrorists hate us. We have all of the hot chicks.

(Leave it to LGF to find this gem.)