Lonely Muslim Man Seeks Good Hearted Goat

LGf has a post about a lonely muslim man seeking a muslimah with the right aqeeda, posted at Islamic Networking. It's pretty funny:

Brother from Nigeria:

I am a 28 year old bother upon the qeedah of ahlul sunna wal jamaah. People describe me as easygoing,friendly and understanding. My intrests are Islam,reading,fiqh,Jihad and fighting i the cause of Allah, history, martialarts, mountains,computers,gadgets,internet,horse back riding,Driving fast bikes,current affairs, brainstorming, science,traveling,financial/investing,camping,walking, jogging,and hiking and spending quality time with my mum ,my family and truest friends.

I will be living in early in 2007 to the arabian penuisala.I have alawys had a loveaffair with Horse

I am searching for a muslimah that has the right aqeedah,a good heart especially to her muslim brethren,good adab,easygoing,understanding,loves kids,compassionte,and a sweet romantic woman as well.

She should not be afraid of the blame of the blamers.Basically a devout muslimah.

Jazakumullahu khairun.

I guess he's just your average Jihadist, as given away by the "loveaffair with [a] Horse." Following in the footsteps of Mohhamed...