Mars' Temperature Is Rising, No Word Yet Of How Mankind Is Doing It

Mars' temperature is rising, a sure sign that global warming is caused by man. Oh, no, wait... No people live on Mars. But, then how could its temperature be rising? Boy, I sure don't get this global warming stuff... I need the media to help me out, after all, they insist global warming is man made, even though all of the evidence suggests just the opposite. Talk about faith. One might even call them fanatics!

And while I'm hat tipping Jawa, they've dug up this old but good petition signed by 17,100 scientists stating that:

There is no convincing scientific evidence that human release of carbon dioxide, methane, or other greenhouse gasses is causing or will, in the foreseeable future, cause catastrophic heating of the Earth's atmosphere and disruption of the Earth's climate. Moreover, there is substantial scientific evidence that increases in atmospheric carbon dioxide produce many beneficial effects upon the natural plant and animal environments of the Earth.

But wait, I thought pretty much everyone credible believed global warming was real and man made? I thought there wasn't even a debate?

I'll say it again, the Left's blind faith in global warming trumps that of any "religious fanatics." They either need to give it up, or admit that global warming is nothing but an erroneous tenet of their godless faith.